User:FilthKlossit

...better known as Derek Fuller, or "sexy" for short. Or "queerbag".

Named for some Puritan Party asshole dwarf who beats the shit out of people who make fun of his terrible name. Blah blah I'm awesome. So much better than Baru Saint Pietro and the rest of the Inner Circle. Mostly due to my status as a janitor, which confers upon me the powers of a man-god.